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I got this from a reliable source. It's a real goodbye email. The names have been changed to protect the silly.

As tomorrow is my last day with SomeCompany, I want to take this opportunity to say goodbye.

I have enjoyed my time with SomeCompany both professionally and personally, with the friends I have made here. I will miss SomeCompany but am looking forward to new challenges that await me in my new position.

If you wish to stay in touch, my email is bob@somecompany.ca

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,

Bob

Sorry to break this to you Bob, but when you leave, they will turn off your email.

- Peace