66-75 Bart's 10 best blackboard lines:
I was not touched 'there' by an angel Fire is not the cleanser Fish do not like coffee Pork is not a verb The hamster did not have 'a full life' No one wants to hear about my sciatica I am not my long-lost twin The nurse is not dealing I will not surprise the incontinent Temptation Island is not a sleazy piece of crap.
100 D'oh was in the 2001 Oxford Dictionary.
126 Homer [to God]: 'You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.'
140 And [Maggie] inspired this exchange. Homer: 'That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away.' Marge: 'She's not afraid of bunnies.' Homer (ominously): 'She will be.'
193-195 Homer's code of the schoolyard. ' Don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.'
And I'll take issue with
176 The makers resisted Japanese calls to have the characters redrawn with four fingers - Japanese culture looks down on missing fingers as evidence of a menial job.
In Japan missing fingers are a sign you were in the Yakuza, the Japanese mob, where "severing of one's own finger-tips to atone for mistakes" is a tradition.
PS Jordon lists his favs as well. And yes I got the idea from him.