Philadelphia Inquirer | 11/21/2003 | Myers coughs up a furball
It pains me to tell you,
But really, it's true:
The Cat in the Hat
Is a piece of dog doo.
Not the book, you silly,
That's the cat's meow,
But Mike Myers' movie
Is a feline bow-wow.
Shades of pistachio
Avocado and lime
Had me feeling green -
What a terrible time!
The stars did not shine,
The sun was not sunny,
This movie's a snooze -
Do not waste your money!
- Peace
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